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Don't Trust Fish

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Why, dear reader, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?1) They spend all their time in the water where we can't see them.2) Some are as big as a bus—that is not okay.3) We don't know what they're teaching in their "schools."4) They are likely plotting our doom.This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.

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