Bears vs Babies

Bears vs Babies is a hilarious monster-building card game where you create absurd creatures to battle an unstoppable army of babies. Combine wild cards to stitch together ridiculous monsters—imagine a Handsome Salmon wielding knives and burritos, or a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire piloted by a robot-squirrel. Equip your creations with limbs, weapons, and special hats to prepare for the inevitable infant onslaught. This strategic party game combines creative building with benevolent betrayal as you outmaneuver other players. Win by consuming more babies than your opponents in this delightfully chaotic showdown. Perfect for game nights with friends who appreciate absurdist humor and tactical gameplay. The game box features glorious faux fur covering—a tactile touch that matches the game's outrageous spirit.

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