Alter Ego Christmas Tree - Mimic Tree

Hey bro, I found the perfect tree! It's got a great smell, nice full branches, and that perfect pine color! And its arms are just the right length- you know how I feel about good arms on a tree! And those sharp pointy teeth, they're just like the teeth we had on Christmas trees growing up! And it's making that classic Christmas tree chewing noise! Bro? Where'd ya go? monster, tree, scary, spooky

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