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Make Today Your B*tch Kitchen Towel
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Make Today Your B*tch Kitchen Towel

Twisted Wares

$14.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Geektopia by KAC · Rochester — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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You have to take your life by the ends and keep twisting and twisting until you have that cute little doggy! Just like a balloon animal, you need to make today your bitch! This pun-intended dish towel from Twisted Wares is made from 100% flour sack cotton. It measures 26"x26", pre-washed, pre-shrunk, lint-free, and super absorbent. These sarcastic, kinda true, quality tea towels make a perfectly unique gift!

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