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Schiffer Publishing All the Things Mom Will Never Say
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Schiffer Publishing All the Things Mom Will Never Say

Schiffer Publishing

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Illustrated by Ronan Badel and By Noé Carlain A silly and funny anthology of things a mom will never ever tell her child! Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. She'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables. But kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat. Size: 9.0in x 9.0in | Pages: 32 | 24 color images Binding: Hardback Ages 4 to 8

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