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A Candle for A Fucking Quitter - Retirement Candle

Name: A Candle for A Fucking Quitter - Retirement Candle
Brand: Whiskey River Soap
SKU: 210000117895
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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Smells like, "Wow... you suck." Congratulations! You worked for decades, earned your retirement, and now you're rubbing it in the faces of everyone who still has to set an alarm on Monday. This hilariously inappropriate retirement candle is scented like Piña Coladas with tropical notes of coconut, lime, and pineapple—because apparently lounging around with fruity drinks is your full-time job now. Features Hilarious retirement gift candle Piña Colada scented Fragrance notes: Coconut, Lime & Pineapple Hand-poured in the USA Made with 100% soy wax 6.5 oz candle Approximate 40-hour burn time Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous vacation planning, weekday naps, and reminding everyone, "Every day's Saturday now."

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