Oddly Specific Apologies

100 double-sided apology cards that offer a humorous and fun way to give apologies. Tape them up on the fridge or leave them on your coworkers desk. Open the box up and read through them with a group of friends for a good laugh! A few of the included phrases: I apologize for getting mad - for what it's worth, I don't know why I did either It was wrong to tell you how dumb your dumb opinions are. I'm sorry that I thought that you were poisoning me. I mostly don't actually think that. Please forgive me for audibly gasping in the car. Next time I think I might die I'll keep it to myself. I'll have to decline as I'm unable to do that without getting up from this couch Sorry, I refuse to believe that you're this amazing - I can only assume you were manufactured in a lab. Sorry about that - but in my defense, you never should have listened to me. Sorry, I'm currently out of order. I would have been here on time - but there was an accident on the highway that made me leave 30 minutes late. I'm sorry that dream-me cheated on dream-you. How dare dream-I. I apologize for eating your leftovers- but you probably wouldn't have enjoyed them as much as me. Sorry there was a business emergency at the office factory with the file things. etc! Outer box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep Cards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall

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