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Sarcasm Pen Set
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Sarcasm Pen Set

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$12.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Because why say what you mean when you can say it sarcastically? This set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for anyone whose tone has never been “just friendly.” Whether you're silently judging at meetings, pretending to take notes during yet another “quick sync,” or just doodling rage scribbles during customer calls—these pens say what you wish you could without getting HR involved. Each pen speaks fluent sarcasm: 🖊 SARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE 🖊 I'M JUST A BRIGHT RAY OF SARCASM 🖊 SARCASM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY GREAT PERSONALITY TRAITS 🖊 I WISH SARCASM WAS AVAILABLE AS A FONT 🖊 SARCASM IS THE BRAIN'S DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID PEOPLE Perfect gift for your work bestie, your sassiest sibling, or yourself—because let's be honest, you've earned it . Black ink. Ballpoint. Fully loaded with attitude.

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