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Disappointing Affirmations Game

Name: Disappointing Affirmations Game
Brand: Hachette - Chronicle Books
SKU: 210000107559
Price: 19.99 USD
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Tired of all that sunshine-and-rainbows nonsense? Good. Disappointing Affirmations: The Game is here to help you crush those naïve, glass-half-full vibes with a reality check wrapped in dark humor. Inspired by the hilariously bleak Instagram account, this game lets you and your friends twist positive prompts into soul-crushing, brutally honest, or just plain ridiculous affirmations. The goal? Craft the most devastatingly funny, anti-empathetic, or weirdly relatable affirmation. If your card makes everyone laugh (because if they don't, they'll probably cry), then congrats—you win! Not that winning really matters. Life is an endless cycle of minor disappointments anyway. Perfect for game nights where optimism goes to die. 🎉 FOR ADULTS ONLY Suitable for ages 18+, 3–6 players. Includes 160 responses, 80 prompts, and instructions. Endlessly replayable!

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