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Serving Sizes Are For Quitters Tote
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Serving Sizes Are For Quitters Tote

Hachette - Chronicle Books

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Serving sizes? Overrated. Googly-eyed food? Absolutely essential. The Serving Sizes Are for Quitters Tote Bag is a delightful tribute to the universal truth that more is always better—especially when it comes to snacks. Featuring hilariously unhinged googly-eyed foods, this tote brings a side of silliness to your grocery runs, beach days, and questionable late-night takeout missions. It's like carrying a walking, talking (well, staring) picnic party—minus the ants (hopefully). Perfect for food lovers, snack enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever looked at a single serving and said, “That's cute.” 4 color artwork printed front and back. Bag measures 15" wide x 17" tall. Cotton webbing strap measuring 0.5" wide with an 11" drop

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