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Demotivational Pens
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Demotivational Pens

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$14.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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Who needs a pep talk when you can have a reality check instead? This set of five pens is perfect for those who appreciate a little dark humor with their daily tasks. Each pen features a brutally honest slogan designed to keep your expectations grounded, one ink stroke at a time. The set includes: “You'be already peaked” “Everyone's Judging You” “You're for sure getting fired” “That Idea is Garbage” “Your face is weird” Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a reminder to keep things real, these pens are as practical as they are hilariously demotivating. Because sometimes, a little tough love is all the motivation you really need!

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