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The Screaming Christmas Goat
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The Screaming Christmas Goat

Hachette Book Group - Workman

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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AHHHHHHH humbug! Do you ever have that feeling where you just need to SCREAM!? Well, this goat has that feeling LITERALLY ALL THE TIME. It might have to do with the fact that it's also always wearing that ugly Christmas sweater. It probably gets really warm in the summer. Luckily for us, Christmas is coming so we can all pretend its screams are just its general expressions of jolliness! Press down on the goat and it'll let out a scream! Also comes with a 48-page booklet on weird goat-and-Christmas-related stuff. Like a nativity story but with goats, and some other stuff. Makes a weird, funny white elephant gift or stocking stuffer for the holidays! 4 x 3 x 1.5 inches

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