The Complaint Dept Sign

Behold the Complaint Department Sign, the perfect décor for anyone who's fresh out of patience and fully stocked on sarcasm. It features a big, bold Take a Number tag… which is, of course, attached to a grenade. Because nothing says “Tell me your problems, I dare you” quite like handing out numbers from an explosive. Hang it in your office, workshop, kitchen, cubicle, or anywhere people like to wander over and unload their Very Important Opinions. Watch their face do that confused little squint as they reach for the number and realize, “Oh. Ohhhh. Got it.” It's weird. It's hilarious. It's aggressively relatable. And best of all, it warns everyone that yes, you may listen to their complaints—but only at their own risk.

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