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Udderly Fed Up!! Stress Cow
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Udderly Fed Up!! Stress Cow

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$13.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

When life's got you mooo-dy, grab this grumpy little cow and give it a squish! The Udderly Fed Up Stress Cow isn't here to judge your meltdown—it's right there with you, hating everything from Mondays to malfunctioning coffee makers. With its gloriously fed-up face and delightfully squishy body, it's the perfect weird little buddy to throw passive-aggressive glances at your inbox with. Squeeze it, squish it, or just let it silently scream with you into the void. Whether you're surviving a soul-sucking meeting or trying not to moo at your neighbors for mowing their lawn at 7 a.m., this cow gets it. Trust us, it's udderly relatable. Warning: prolonged squishing may result in a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense. 4 x 3.5 x 1.5 inches

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