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Studies Show I'm The Shit Socks
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Studies Show I'm The Shit Socks

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$15.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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Science doesn't lie—and apparently, neither do your socks. Slip into these Studies Show I'm The Shit socks and strut through life with the cold, hard data to back up your main character energy. Perfect for days when you need a little extra pep in your step, a lot of unwarranted confidence, or just a stylish way to humble-brag without opening your mouth. These socks say, “I am the moment," but with the added authority of pretend research. Great for work, parties, awkward family gatherings, and anywhere else you need to remind people that you are the peer-reviewed, critically acclaimed phenomenon they've been blessed to encounter. Conclusion: You are, in fact, the shit. 55% combed cotton; Men's fits shoe size 7-12.

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