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Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks
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Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks

Gumball Poodle

$14.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Fact: Coffee is basically nature's alarm clock… and also nature's laxative. These "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Socks celebrate that magical (and slightly urgent) relationship between your morning brew and your digestive system. Cozy, stylish, and brutally honest, they're perfect for caffeine addicts, bathroom enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a little TMI with their fashion choices. Slip them on, grab your coffee, and prepare for nature to take its course. Great for gifts, self-expression, or warning those around you about your post-coffee priorities. Fits most shoe sizes.

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