Office Possum

Every office has that employee—the one who thrives in chaos, works best at night, and occasionally plays dead to avoid responsibility. Now, you can make it official with the Office Possum—your new desk companion who perfectly embodies the "just trying to survive" energy of the modern workplace. This little guy is the ultimate mascot for procrastinators, over-caffeinated zombies, and anyone who's mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. Place him on your desk as a reminder that if a possum can get through life with sheer determination (and occasional hissing), so can you. 15" long. Bendable paws and tail. Latex.

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