Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Socks

Ah yes, the official uniform for anyone who woke up, stretched slightly, and immediately pulled a muscle. If your back cracks like a glow stick every time you stand up or if simply existing feels like a full-body workout, these socks get you. The Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Socks are here to provide emotional support (because let's be real, they're not fixing your bad posture). Soft, cozy, and featuring a hilariously accurate mantra, they're perfect for curling up, complaining dramatically, and refusing to see a doctor about it. Slip them on and shuffle through life in comfort—because you may be dying, but at least your feet will look good doing it. These comfy socks are a thicker weave... everything might hurt but these socks won't! Unisex one size fits most socks. A cotton / polyester / spandex / rubber blend. Machine wash. Made in the USA

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