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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS BOOK!
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS BOOK!

Philomel Books

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Sold by The Toy Store Inc. (lsc.605879) · Nationwide — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures.Wait–are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to?Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?!That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book!Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again–regardless of what the title says.

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