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Deluxe Rubber Chicken
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Deluxe Rubber Chicken

Archie Mcphee

$12.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Oodles Kids · Portland — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

18-1/2 hilarious inches long Expertly hand-painted Superior quality latex feels like plucked poultry skin The ultimate housewarming gift This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 18-1/2" long, hand-painted and made of a latex that feels like plucked chicken skin.Rubber chickens are the ultimate classic novelty and owning one proves you know comedy. They're also great for juggling. Stick a rubber chicken in your luggage to puzzle TSA officials. Keep a rubber chicken at the office to fling at co-workers when they start to space out during meetings. Pair a Deluxe Rubber Chicken with a bottle of wine for a hostess or housewarming gift that's as hilarious as it is classy. This is a classic rubber chicken with no electronic parts. It produces no sound and serves no practical purpose.

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