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Teenage Mutant Dirtbags
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Teenage Mutant Dirtbags

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$15.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Gamelandia · Palo Alto — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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Unleash Your Inner Mutantimal in a Hilariously Rebellious Adventure! Prepare for a wild ride as you step into the shoes of a teenage mutant humanoid animal like no other. But hey, forget about that ridiculous " Mutantimal " label; nobody actually uses that lame name. In this thrilling role-playing game, you'll be raised by zealous warriors who believe you're the only hope to save the world from its bizarre predicaments. Yet, deep down, you're a rebel at heart. You crave the things humans enjoy—the guilty pleasures that make life interesting. Binge-watching TV shows, engaging in passionate debates about movie fandoms, indulging in mouth-watering fast-food delicacies—these are the joys that ignite your spirit. And let's not forget those lazy days when all you want to do is smoke weed and sleep until noon. "Save the World?" Who needs that kind of responsibility, man? That's not your gig. You're here to embrace the chao

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