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The Ultimate Excuse Generator: Over 100 million excellent excuses

Name: The Ultimate Excuse Generator: Over 100 million excellent excuses
Brand: Laurence King Publishing
SKU: 210000057776
Price: 14.99 USD
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In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help! How about trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie'? This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, The Ultimate Excuse Generator will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

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