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Had a Fall Button Survival Button
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Had a Fall Button Survival Button

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$10.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T STOP BEING DRAMATIC! Why suffer a minor inconvenience in silence when you could announce it to the entire room? The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ridiculous little gag gift you never knew you needed. Give it a press and let it shout "Help!", "I've had a fall!", or "I've taken a tumble!" on your behalf. Because sometimes getting off the couch really does deserve a standing ovation. Perfect for milestone birthdays, office shenanigans, or gifting to that one friend who makes a federal case out of every little ache and pain. Measures approximately 6 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm. For comedic emergencies only, not a real medical alert device!

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