
Greeting Card | Freak in the Sheets
Humdrum Paper
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Finally a card for the accountants. Perfect for the spreadsheet lover in your life, this cheeky card is a tribute to those who know their way around a formula. Featuring colorful hand-drawn sheets and the phrase "You're a Freak in the Sheets," it's equal parts nerdy and naughty. Great for flirty notes and special occasions, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet joke?
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