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Greeting Card | Ass Elbow
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Greeting Card | Ass Elbow

David Shrigley X Brainbox Candy

$7.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Son of a Sailor · San Antonio — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Check out this cheeky combo. Turn some heads (and elbows) with the Ass Elbow Greeting Card, featuring the hilariously bold artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for everyday laughs or just sending a little mischief, this card is blank inside so you can add your own punchline—or let Shrigley's cheeky humor do the talking. The cards are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow envelope.

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