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Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes
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Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

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Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That's why this cargo-short pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There's even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note or just 'Hi hungry, I'm Dad.' VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. Dimensions: 4 x 2.7 x 1.7 in

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