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Touch Grass Room Spray
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Touch Grass Room Spray

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$12.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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For people who probably should. You've been doomscrolling for three hours. You've argued with a stranger online. You have no idea what day it is anymore. It might be time to... touch grass. Until you actually make it outside, this hilarious room spray brings a little bit of the outdoors in. Scented with Bamboo Hemp, it delivers a fresh, clean, earthy fragrance that's almost like taking a deep breath in nature—minus the bugs, pollen, and suspicious-looking squirrels. Funny "Touch Grass" room spray Bamboo Hemp scented Fresh, clean, earthy fragrance Hand-mixed and hand-poured in the USA 4 oz. glass spray bottle Glass bottle measures 1.9" W x 5.7" H Ingredients: SD Alcohol 40B, Distilled Water, Propylene Glycol, Methyl Glucose Ether, Glycerin, Fragrance Oil Warning: Freshens the room. Going outside is still up to you.

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