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Shit's F*cked Candle
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Shit's F*cked Candle

Whiskey River Soap

$19.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Smells like just another day. Some days are magical. Some days are productive. And then there are the days when... well... shit's fucked. When life starts life-ing a little too hard, light this candle, take a deep breath, and accept that some problems can wait until tomorrow. You might not be able to fix everything, but at least your house can smell amazing while the world does its thing. Features Label reads: "Shit's Fucked. Smells Like Just Another Day." Double Grey Goose scented Fragrance notes: Sage Wood & Sea Salt, Pink Peppercorn Hand-poured in the USA Made with 100% soy wax 6.5 oz. candle Approximate 40-hour burn time The perfect gift for stressed-out friends, coworkers, or anyone surviving adulthood Warning: Will not solve your problems. But it will make your house smell like you've got everything under control... even if you absolutely don't.

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