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Soap For Fucking Christmas

Name: Soap For Fucking Christmas
Brand: Whiskey River Soap
SKU: 210000095472
Price: 12.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Whiskey River Soap

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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Soap for F*cking Christmas Scent: Mistletoe & Ambien (aka the official scent of “nope.”) Tired of the holiday cheer being shoved in your face since October ? This soap gets it. “Smells like Sleeping through December” isn't just a tagline—it's a lifestyle. Ditch the carolers, the in-laws, and the fifth ugly sweater party. This 6-ounce bar of sweet, sassy serenity is your ticket to hibernation. Wake me up when the eggnog runs out—or like, New Year's. Whichever comes later. Made in the USA by elves on strike. 6 ounces. Handmade.

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