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Pencils for Festivus

Name: Pencils for Festivus
Brand: Whiskey River Soap
SKU: 210000097998
Price: 11.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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A set of funny pencils... for Festivus! Standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA. Sayings: I find tinsel distracting, It's Aluminum: Very High Strength to weight ratio, A Festivus for the rest of us!, It's time for the feats of strength, Stop crying, and fight your father!, Another Festivus Miracle!, No Offense, but this holiday is a little out there, I got a lot of Problems with you people! Box size: 7 ½″ H × 2 ½″

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