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Soap for The Slightly Unhinged
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Soap for The Slightly Unhinged

Whiskey River Soap

$12.99 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Let's face it, we've all had those days. This bar of soap is here to scrub away the chaos, one sudsy meltdown at a time. Infused with a scent that's oddly soothing (despite your questionable life choices), it's perfect for anyone teetering on the edge of “I'm fine” and “absolutely not fine.” Whether you're gifting it to a friend who lives for drama or keeping it as a personal reminder that you're almost holding it together, this soap gets you. Clean hands, chaotic vibes. 🧼✨ Jell-o Shots Fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5" x 2.75" x 1"

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