Jockey DeliverySame-day in San Antonio · Ships to the lower 48

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Dad

In Stock

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Dad

Your Gal Kiwi

$7.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

Ship to home, or same-day in San Antonio

Quantity

Checking available quantity…

Sold by Son of a Sailor · San Antonio — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

$7.00 shelf price + estimated tax + the shipping or courier fee for the choice you make, shown in full before you pay.

Shop multiple stores. Pay one delivery fee.

⚡ Express Checkout(Apple Pay · Google Pay · Link)

Instant 1-Tap Checkout

or continue with address below

Review your total before paying securely.

From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

When you realize that your dad could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here's the card for you for Father's Day or really any day. Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, dad.” Blank inside.

Availability verified during our latest store check. If the item isn't on the shelf when we get there, the order is cancelled and you are refunded in full.

$7.00