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Greeting Card | Santa Doesn't Care
Your Gal Kiwi
$6.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio
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Sold by Son of a Sailor · San Antonio — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12
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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.
I mean, really, though, let your friends know that Santa totes isn't judging them. Card reads, “Santa doesn't care if you're a slut." Blank inside.
Availability verified during our latest store check. If the item isn't on the shelf when we get there, the order is cancelled and you are refunded in full.












