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I'll Always Help... Bury the Bodies Candle

Name: I'll Always Help... Bury the Bodies Candle
Brand: Whiskey River Soap
SKU: 210000117308
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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A wholesome candle with a deeply concerning twist. At first glance, it's a sweet floral candle that simply says, "I'll Always Help You." Aww, how thoughtful. Then you turn it around. "...Bury the Bodies." Well... that's one way to show commitment. Features Surprise two-sided label with a hilarious reveal Front reads: "I'll Always Help You" Back reads: "...Bury the Bodies" Bouquet Noir scented Fragrance notes: Magnolia & Sandalwood Makes a perfect gift for your favorite partner-in-crime Warning: For legal reasons, this candle provides emotional support only. Any resemblance to actual accomplice behavior is purely coincidental. Made in the USA

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