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Soap for the First Child

Name: Soap for the First Child
Brand: Whiskey River Soap
SKU: 210000059242
Price: 12.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Whiskey River Soap

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Sold by Off the Wagon Shop · Kent — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Wed, Nov 4 – Tue, Nov 10

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Ah, the firstborn. The golden child. The one who got all the baby photos, the elaborate first birthday, and actual attention from Mom and Dad before the rest of the siblings showed up and ruined everything. This soap captures the essence of being the original—smelling faintly of pride, high expectations, and just a hint of superiority. This bar of soap is a playful reminder of the good ol' days when being the favorite wasn't even a competition. Makes a perfect gift for the firstborn in your life—or, better yet, to rub in the face of their siblings. Literally. Cleanliness is next to smugness, after all. Brand New Everything Scented Made in Ohio, USA. 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5" x 2.75" x 1"

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