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Greeting Card | "OMG! It's your birthday!" Jesus
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Greeting Card | "OMG! It's your birthday!" Jesus

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$7.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Son of a Sailor · San Antonio — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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Holy cow, it's your birthday! Whether you're devout, devious, or just plain irreverent, this card gets it. "OMG! It's your birthday!" is the hilarious way to remind someone their special day exists—no matter what they believe in. Perfect for friends who appreciate a little irreverent humor with their cake. Because birthdays should be funny, controversial, and absolutely unforgettable.

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