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Greeting Card | Love Your Meat
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Greeting Card | Love Your Meat

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$7.00 + $9.99 shipping · or same-day in San Antonio

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Sold by Son of a Sailor · San Antonio — delivered by Jockey courier Arrives Thu, Nov 5 – Thu, Nov 12

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From a local shelf to your door: we buy it from a San Antonio store at the shelf price, then ship it anywhere in the lower 48 or send a courier the same day in San Antonio.

Nothing says 'I love you' quite like a cowgirl in a red suit cradling a massive T-bone steak — and honestly, we respect it. This hilariously cheeky love card is perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just a random Tuesday when you need to let someone know exactly how you feel about their meat. A wonderfully weird funny love card that works for devoted carnivores and vegetarians alike.

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